It’s been a while. A long freaking while. This is not because I haven’t wanted to blog about one billion times since I last posted on my old site (may she rest in peace). It’s because I’ve been too busy doing the things I’d normally blog about, you know, like working and Junior Leaguing and drinking and hanging with my friends and selling my condo and buying a new house and traveling and about one hundred billion other things.

Obvs, I couldn’t keep blogging under my old blog title Texan in Canada (may she rest in peace) primarily since I’m no longer a Texan in Canada (other than in my heart, which I will always be.), so I will now commence blogging under the cheeky moniker of Eat Cake For Breakfast because I can’t think of anything I’d rather do at breakfast other than eat cake. Well, I can think of a few things, but they aren’t things I can talk about in my blog¹. Ahem.

I’ll be chronicling my adventures so I’ll have something to read in my old age when my hard-partying days are done. Until then, though, I’ll be having my cake and eating too, in copious quantities. And then some.

¹What with all my senior readers, by which I mean my mom.